Creative,Passion,Futuristic

.. What they actually mean If a barber makes a mistake, It's a If a driver makes a mistake, It is a New path If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a If parents makes a mistake, It is a If a politician makes a mistake, It is a If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a If our boss makes a mistake, It is a New idea If an employee makes a mistake, It is a 'Mistake' No argument, please! "long piak!" (a.k..a. banging against the wall)

Dear Ah Lian, Thanks you for your letters. Wrong time no see you. How anything? For me, I am quiet find. You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your face look? Somemore you must wear high hill kick kok shoe, hope you can wok properly wit out felling over. You know, Ah Kau Kia working start in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his junk friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. We so drown we no go toilet but pee pees on the floor. Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years Annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family. My brother eye deer also to in white the kampong head. I only hope one day we no need write you and send litters to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup you soon. And when you got time, please few free call up to me...

Foreigner: Excuse me, but I'm wondering if you could help me. Bureaucrat: Tengok itu.(The officer points to a sign on the wall that says: (GUNAKAN BAHASA MALAYSIA). F: I'm sorry. I don't understand. B: Mesti guna Bahasa Malaysia. F: I'm sorry, but I'm an American. I don't understand the local language. B Must use Bahasa Malaysia. Not American language. I cannot speak American. F: But we don't have an American language. We speak English. B: Oh. Why don't you get your Bumiputera partner to come if you cannot speak Bahasa Malaysia? F: I don't have a Bumiputera partner. B: How can? All foreign companies that do business in Malaysia must have Bumiputera partner. F: But we are not doing business in Malaysia. We do business in America. I am here to find out how to get a permit to shoot a documentary in Malaysia. We are a movie company. B: Oh. You want to make a movie in Malaysia. Very good. Malaysia has plenty of history and culture. Good place to make a mo...

This is a humourous post I saw online...Enjoy ;) WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you. Malaysians: No Stock. RETURNING A CALL Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago? Malaysians: Hello, who page? ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way? Malaysians: S-kew me WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me. Malaysians:No-need, lah. WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar? WHEN ENTERTAINING Britons: Please make yourself right at home. Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah! WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money. Malaysians: Where got? WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER Bri...