Be patient and read this, you won't regrat. A funny and realistic article by Raja Petra
Foreigner: Excuse me, but I'm wondering if you could help me. Bureaucrat: Tengok itu.(The officer points to a sign on the wall that says: (GUNAKAN BAHASA MALAYSIA). F: I'm sorry. I don't understand. B: Mesti guna Bahasa Malaysia. F: I'm sorry, but I'm an American. I don't understand the local language. B Must use Bahasa Malaysia. Not American language. I cannot speak American. F: But we don't have an American language. We speak English. B: Oh. Why don't you get your Bumiputera partner to come if you cannot speak Bahasa Malaysia? F: I don't have a Bumiputera partner. B: How can? All foreign companies that do business in Malaysia must have Bumiputera partner. F: But we are not doing business in Malaysia. We do business in America. I am here to find out how to get a permit to shoot a documentary in Malaysia. We are a movie company. B: Oh. You want to make a movie in Malaysia. Very good. Malaysia has plenty of history and culture. Good place to make a mo