Friday, 19 November 2010

women....


Sign From God


A woman and a man are

involved in a car accident;

it's a bad one.


Both of their cars are totally

demolished but amazingly neither

of them are hurt.



After they crawl out of their cars,

the woman says,

"So you're a man; that's interesting.


I'm a woman.


Wow,just look at our cars!

There's nothing left,

but fortunately we are unhurt.


This must be a sign from God

that we should meet and be friends

and live together in peace for

the rest of our days..
"

Flattered, the man replies,

"Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!"


The woman continues,

"And look at this, here's another miracle.


My car is completely demolished

but this bottle of wine didn't break.


Surely God wants us to drink this

wine and celebrate our

good fortune.
"


Then she hands the bottle to the man.


The man nods his head in agreement,

opens it and drinks half the bottle

and then hands it back to the woman.



The woman takes the bottle,

immediately puts the cap back on,

and hands it back to the man.



The man asks,

"Aren't you having any?"


The woman replies,

"No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

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