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Sign From God A woman and a man are involved in a car accident ; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.. " Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune . " Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman ta

.. What they actually mean If a barber makes a mistake, It's a If a driver makes a mistake, It is a New path If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a If parents makes a mistake, It is a If a politician makes a mistake, It is a If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a If our boss makes a mistake, It is a New idea If an employee makes a mistake, It is a 'Mistake' No argument, please! "long piak!" (a.k..a. banging against the wall)

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You get 12 years Hard Labour. If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely. If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot. If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed. If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again. If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed. If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot. If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER YOU GET: MyPR ( Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap) A Driving License, Voting Rights Job Reservation, Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi, Credit Cards, Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House, Free Education, Free Health Care, and if you are a clever , you can be a Menteri

Dear Ah Lian, Thanks you for your letters. Wrong time no see you. How anything? For me, I am quiet find. You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your face look? Somemore you must wear high hill kick kok shoe, hope you can wok properly wit out felling over. You know, Ah Kau Kia working start in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his junk friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. We so drown we no go toilet but pee pees on the floor. Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years Annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family. My brother eye deer also to in white the kampong head. I only hope one day we no need write you and send litters to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup you soon. And when you got time, please few free call up to me

Shuklambaradharam Vishnum Shashivarnam Chaturbhujam Prasannavadanam Dhyaayeth Sarvavighnopashantaye He who is attired in a white garment Who is all-pervading and has the complexion of the moon Who has four arms and a bright and gracious countenance On him we mediate for the removal of obstacles Creation has no beginning nor end. It is anaadi, eternal and a day of brahma was to dawn anew following the long night. Though this still night suddenly emerged a beautiful sound, a powerful sound, the mind-blowing OM*. In this new age, called the Shwetavaraha Kalpa , the Great God had appeared in the form of OM were followed by a beautiful soft light, the first dawn heralding a new Sun. The Ganapatya Cult(which was later absorbed into Hinduis,) believes that OM or the Pranava Mantra as this symbol of God is called, is embodied in the form of Ganesha , also commonly known as Ganapati or Vinayaka. He is the first word , Vaak, the First Cause. According to this cult, with the sound of OM resoundin

Silence , belongs to all of us — it is who we are; it is what we are. If we are going to bring true healing to our world, we are going to have to learn to live within this essence... silence. I am not saying silence as the absence of the daily noise around you, i mean the pure silence within you,silence which is with you, the core of your being.In Silence, we open to life and life opens to us, life reaches towards us and touches us in the centre of our heart. The Silence beyond words, the Silence of mystery, the Silence of the soul, of the heart,Silence which knows the present moment.Knowing such Silence is knowing ourselves. This Silence is the real teacher,Knowing your Self is freedom. Silence is within our breath. It is there like music between our thoughts. It is the light within our eyes.It is in the rhythm of waves, in the innocence of children, it is within the kindness of one person to another. If we touch life through Silence, life touches us back, intimately, sensually. Throu

in my life, i have everything. and it is more than enough. i have.. - healthy family - lovely and caring friends - My friends who sayang me so much - I love My work ( Working in CitiBank) - Complete and perfect hands and legs *so that i can walk, eat, DANCE!* - A camera (its not the best, but at least i have one. ) - An Expensive Phone ( Sony Ericsson Satio) - Car license and My Own Car - E nough foods and Good Salary - a piano. *can always play for sister to make her sing along with me* - a big house and comfortable bed. - flowers and grass outside my house, i love Gardening as well most importantly, i have met God in my life, and i believe that He is a living God! :DD being thankful for everything i have! :) tell me, is anything lacking in my life? ask yourself, are you lacking of anything in your life? or you just need something to fill your empty and lonely heart? is everyone scare to be alone? try to fit in with our friends? arent we? everyone isnt perfect. even life isnt fa

ello people! *waves* Well, yesterday marked the first day of the new beginning in blogging. I know it's fast, it sucks as well.Monday to friday work..work, turned out to be quite chilling. First of all, i love the abundance of parking space. Secondly, yesterday's weather was beyond awesome. Thirdly, thankfully my baby Lamie didnt transfered to other Dept.Citibank L.C, hope he will still remain in Citibank L.G, so we sat together and went to lunch together( suppose to-but heavy rain spoilt everything)Chicken rice, Double plate with boneless chicken and Chinese Tea.. P1 ain't that bad, it's just mundane. I am so free right now,for next few hours, and i am trying to get internships. TRYING. zz. Anyways, after all those kayaking and walking, i had muscle sore. Two days after i got back from Cameron Highland,Then this one old uncle came and joined us, my collegues husband and spoilt everyones mood, we wants to go there to enjoy, and in da middle OLD man..haizzzzz...goooshhhh